The quandaries in life

Don’t we all have everyday questions that remain unanswered? Here are just a few of mine…(part 1)

  • Five a day…when you are on a diet, why is it that all you can think about is chocolate?
  • Pigs might fly…why does a cup of coffee always taste so much better when you also have a bacon sandwich?
  • Naughty but nice…how do you stop the cream from squishing out when you bite into a custard slice?
  •  Some like it hot…what is the optimum temperature for chocolate to be eaten?
  • Sent to try us…how does the copier know when you are battling against an extremely tight deadline?
  • A question of taste…why does the chocolate from Easter eggs taste so much nicer than other forms of chocolate?
  • Talk about the weather…when does it stop being partly cloudy and start being partly sunny?
  • Friday night takeout…is there a time limit on fortune cookie predictions?
  • It’s all in the science…can crop circles be square?
  • Each to their own…when Atheists go to court, do they have to swear on the bible?
  • Furry felines… why do cats bums go up when you stroke them?
  • To use public transport…If most car accidents occur within five miles of home, why doesn’t everyone just move 10 miles away?

Come on, share a few of yours….more coming soon!

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2 thoughts on “The quandaries in life

  1. I believe atheists don’t have to swear on a Bible, they just have to swear they’re telling the truth and I was advised by the other half that the cat thing is them presenting to you in the same way they would for another cat to have sex with them (not sure I believe that though). The rest are now causing me great concern and I will now have to eat many custard slices to find the answer!

  2. Hi Katie, many thanks for your comment and your clarification. Not sure I want to believe the cat one either! Have fun testing out the custard slice quandary and please let me know if you find an answer.

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